Meet the Asparamancer

Meet Jemima Packington, the world’s first and only Asparamancer, meaning she’s actually able to predict the future using nothing more then a handful of asparagus by tossing the spears into the air and interpreting how they land. She has made dozens of accurate predictions in recent years, including the demise of Gordon Brown, the credit crunch, and Oscar glory for British film The King’s Speech.